I apologize that I referred girls as women in my earlier posts. Someone didn't like it.


Welcome to the sarcasm society. Sarcasm is one of the most beautiful form of humor. Well it may sound as an overstatement but it would definitely balance the moronic comment which imbecile people say that its the lowest form of humor. Whoever made that comment seriously need one rectal iron rod extraction procedure. 


So starting the post with a disturbing image. Clearly not in one of my best mood. I think I have a problem. Problem with the whole concept of pretentious """love""" !!! When someone asks me the definition of "love". I have this pre - installed definition which I can blabber in one breath. "Love" is like a temporary infatuation which turns into permanent obsession. It is like a dirty trick played on us which just helps in continuation of species. We all are little weird and when we find a person whose weirdness is compatible to ours we tag it as "love". If someday someone tells me "at least you're consistent, consistently hurtful, consistently selfish, and consistently proving me wrong". I would add something to my consistency, I am at least consistently truthful. Its like making someone priority in your life, when all you are to them is an option. That is a true catastrophic success in your life?


Those who think "love at first sight" is actually possible then they really need to take a second look. I do seem like a whiny bitch, but how is it not visible that a "lover" actually says, how beautiful you are now that you "love" me. I can say it cause I've said it millions of times and sorry girls I don't mean it. 


Almost everyone gets dumped at least once in their lifetime. Unless you're a nun. Well Jesus really can't 
dump nuns. Its not a big deal people. Look at me, I'm still alive and even you'll be fine. 




This is not a post that says what you have is not real. Maybe its all because I never understood what is real. As I said Maybe!




Peace(V) [I really need it! PHEW!]

A spirit haunted me as it was mine 

I became apprehensive

I had a soulless body

Had to countenance my fears

Remembered my sins, my deviltry

Can Almighty forgive me?



The moments die as I hear no screaming

My emotions were petrified

My conscience, my morals demurred

But I was too behindhand

As I remembered my sins, my deviltry

Can Almighty forgive me?

I read my first post three times just to be sure if it sounds appealing to the viewer. In the end what matters that I enjoyed writing it. One of my friends insisted that I should get rid out of the Einstein obsession. I may be blowing out my trumpet really loud but helloooh its my blog, I don't need to be modest and I can sound as cool and as wanabe I want to.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein

Few days ago I found a couple getting to first base near Gourmet, a place near my house. Looking at them I told myself, "I never kissed someone like this before". I know it wasn't the way they kissed that made me think, it was the place. It was something bold and dangerous. A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend. The guy had a BMW. My advice to all the guys, please find a nice lady for yourself, who chooses you and not your money. Because if you do you'll be a happy man and if you don't you'll end up like a philosopher. Nevertheless I have a soft corner for the philosophers as you can see why.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein

Big girls need big diamonds. And trust me a women never hated a man enough to give his diamond ring back. Women : You can't live without them neither you can bury them in the backyard without neighbors seeing. Well I think i'm just discouraging women and now I've started feeling bad. 

Men on the other hand are really simple to understand. They can survive a whole weekend with 3 things: batteries for a TV remote, reversible boxer shorts and beer. Everyone says that men are dogs, well my opinion do not differ. Like a dog they keep coming back. I think women are more like cats. If you ever yell at them, they run away. I don't see men and women alike in many situations, but when they both are on fire, they're exactly alike. 

Men have three stages of life : the first stage when they believe in Santa Claus, the second stage when they don't believe in Santa Claus and third stage when they are Santa Claus. We have enough years left to enter the third stage and enough time to be a happy Santa Claus. So choose a nice Cinderella. Santa plus Cinderella. I think I should stop blogging. :P

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-Albert Einstein

The quotations have no significance with my post, I just happen to like them.

Peace (V)

Being impressive with my words is a total waste if I don't learn to express. High time realized it. Thanks to a friend.

I took a minute thinking about the main topic of my blog as I sat on my comfortable bed where you'll always find a plate on which there was food at some point of time, a water bottle and crumbles of cookies which pokes me throughout the day as I lie down unconcerned like a lazy 20 year old ass. So I figured out that i'm not comfortable talking about myself neither most people are interested. So lets find something humorous as well as real. College time is the time where the hormones are jumping at extreme levels. Relationships, crushes, "love", breakups, patchups, importance of some action in life(if you know what I mean). I'm not an expert ,well no one is but trust me I can bring great sense in your life.

If you are 'single', please do something about it. If you are 'hooked up', well be prepared. If your status says 'its complicated' then just stop kidding yourself and make it single. It took me 20 years to realize that and I expect myself to grow wiser. The key to have a successful "love"(never underestimate my double quotation marks) life is : MISC.

* Mature :  Immature love says, "I love you because I need you".

                  Mature love says, "I need you because I love you".

                 All the girls who awwww-ed after reading this are silly little dumb fellows, you just       underestimated my double quotation marks. Love and its existence will be explained later.

* Intelligence :  A women's appetite is twice as compared to a man's, sexual desire 4 times and intelligence 8 times. I know this. I've seen it. But when it comes to "love" . (intelligence deserves a full stop)

Men on the other hand, know when to act. But the act according to their convenience. 

Its your life , be selfish and intelligent enough to know when to escape from the trap.

* Sexy : You got to be sexy to make your partner be interested in you. Sexy-ness just does not depend on how you look. Its the way you carry yourself , talk and woo your partner everytime you encounter. Sex appeal is fifty percent of what you've got and fifty percent of what people think you've got.

* Confidence : As a guy I think confidence is the sexiest think a woman can have. It's much sexy than any body part. ;) (Let me re-think :P)

All above 3 builds up confidence. So always act like you're wearing an invisible crown.

Here comes to an end to my first post. Keep updating and telling me how crappy I was. :P

Peace (V)